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    April 29

    Chinese children sold "like cabbages" into slavery

    Photo
    Thousands of children in southwest China have been sold into slavery like "cabbages", to work as labourers in more prosperous areas such as the booming southern province of Guangdong, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

    China announced a nationwide crackdown on slavery and child labour last year after reports that hundreds of poor farmers, children and mentally disabled were forced to work in kilns and mines in Shanxi province and neighbouring Henan.

    "The bustling child labour market (in Sichuan province) was set up by the local chief foreman and his gang of 18 minor foremen, who each manage 50 to 100 child labourers," the Southern Metropolis Newspaper said.

    "The children generally fall between the ages of 13 and 15, but many look under 10," it added.

    The newspaper said 76 children from the same county, Liangshan, had been missing since the Chinese Lunar Year festival in February, 42 of whom had already left the region to work.

    "The youngest kids found in the child labour market were only seven and nine years old," it said.

    According to a contract exposed by an undercover reporter, a child labourer is paid 3.5 yuan ($0.50) an hour and must work at least 300 hours a month.

    "These kids are robust and can do the toughest work," a foreman was quoted as saying, as he pulled a scrawny girl to stand beside him, the paper said.

    Xinhua news agency said the county government had sent officials to rescue the children, but some were unwilling to leave, having been sold into slavery by their parents or volunteering to work themselves.

    Chinese students in US using terror rather than reason to persuade

    When the time came for the smiling Tibetan monk at the front of the lecture hall to answer questions, the Chinese students who packed the audience for the talk last Tuesday had plenty to lob at their guest:

    As the monk tried to rebut the students, they grew more hostile. They brandished photographs and statistics to support their claims. “Stop lying! Stop lying!” one young man said. A plastic bottle of water hit the wall behind the monk, and campus police officers hustled the person who threw it out of the room.

    Scenes like this, ranging from civil to aggressive, have played out at colleges across the country over the past month, as Chinese students in the United States have been forced to confront an image of their homeland that they neither recognize nor appreciate. Since the riots last month in Tibet, the disrupted torch of shame and calls to boycott the opening ceremony of the Games in Beijing, Chinese students, traditionally silent on political issues, have begun to lash out at what they perceive as a pervasive anti-Chinese bias.

    Last year, there were more than 42,000 students from mainland China studying in the United States, an increase from fewer than 20,000 in 2003, according to the State Department.

    Campuses including Cornell, Seattle and the University of California, Irvine, have seen a wave of counterdemonstrations using tactics that seem jarring in the American academic context. At the University of Washington, students fought to limit the Dalai Lama’s address to nonpolitical topics. At Duke, pro-China students surrounded and drowned out a pro-Tibet vigil; a Chinese freshman who tried to mediate received death threats, and her family was forced into hiding.

    And last Saturday, students from as far as Florida and Tennessee traveled to Atlanta to picket CNN after a commentator, Jack Cafferty, referred to the Chinese as “goons and thugs.” (CNN said he was referring to the government, not the people.) Rather than blend in to the prevailing campus ethos of free debate, the more strident Chinese students seem to replicate the authoritarian framework of their homeland, photographing demonstration participants and sometimes drowning out dissent.

    A Tibetan student who declined to be identified for fear of harassment said he decided not to attend a vigil for Tibet on his campus, which he also did not want identified because there are so few Tibetans there. “It’s not that I didn’t want to, I really did want to go — it’s our cause,” he said. “At the same time, I have to consider that my family’s back there, and I’m going back there in May.”

    Another factor fueling the zeal of many Chinese demonstrators could be that they, too, intend to return home; the Chinese government is widely believed to be monitoring large e-mail lists.

    Universities have often tried to accommodate the anger of their Chinese students. Before the Dalai Lama’s visit to the University of Washington, the campus Chinese Students and Scholars Association wrote to the university president expressing hopes that the visit would focus only on nonpolitical issues and not arouse anti-China sentiments. According to a posting on the group’s Web site, the university president, Mark A. Emmert, told them in a meeting that no political questions would be raised at the Dalai Lama’s speech. A spokesman said the university, which opened an office in Beijing last fall, had prescreened student questions before the Chinese students voiced their concerns.

    Some experts say that colleges feel constrained from reining in the more extreme protests through a combination of concerns about cultural sensitivity and a desire to expand their own ties with China.

    “I think there tends to be a great deal of self-censorship,” said Peter Gries, director of the Institute for U.S.-China Issues'  “and not just among American China scholars but among the whole web of people who do business with China, including school administrators.”

    At the U.S.C. lecture, the Chinese students arrived early to distribute handouts on Tibet and China that contained a jumble of abbreviated history, slogans and maps with little context. A chart showing that infant mortality in Tibet had plummeted since 1951, when the Communist Chinese government asserted control, did not provide any means for comparison with mortality rates in China or other countries.

    One photograph showed the Dalai Lama with Heinrich Harrer, author of “Seven Years in Tibet” and a one-time member of the Nazi Party — hence the question about the Dalai Lama’s connection to Hitler, who died when the Dalai Lama was nine. The question about slavery referred to the feudal system in place in Tibet until the mid-20th century. Another photograph purported to show a Tibetan drum that, according to the caption, was covered with “a virgin girl’s skin.”

    The students said they were frustrated by a sense that many accounts of the recent riots did not reflect the violence and destruction by the Tibetan protesters, who vandalized shops owned by Han Chinese (the ethnic majority in China). According to official Chinese news sources, 22 died in the rioting. Students argue that China has spent billions on Tibet, building schools, roads and other infrastructure. Asked if the Tibetans wanted such development, they looked blankly incredulous. “They don’t ask that question,” said Lionel Jensen, a China scholar at Notre Dame. “They’ve accepted the basic premise of aggressive modernization.”

    That may be, some experts suggest, because the students whose families can afford to send them abroad are the ones who have benefited the most from China’s economic liberalization. As the U.S.C. session wound to a close, the organizer, Lisa Leeman, a documentary film instructor, pleaded for a change in tone. “My hope for this event, which I don’t totally see happening here, is for people on both, quote, sides to really hear each other and maybe learn from each other,” Ms. Leeman said. “Are there any genuine questions that don’t stem from a political point of view, that are really not here to be on a soap box?”

    At that moment, the bottle hit the wall.

    From Fourth Ring to Final Frontier

    Essential kit and caboodle for your off-road adventures

    Cycling in Beijing isn’t just about dodging traffic on the commute to work. The city boasts a burgeoning off-road bike scene where riders need more than a secondhand Shanghai Forever to keep up. To find out what kit we needed to get started on the inclines of Fragrant Hills and beyond, we talked to Jesse Robertson, a man who’s been biking longer than he’s been growing his beard.

    The ATX 775 (RMB 2,298) is a great bike for newcomers to get started on. Ultimately, however, bikes depend on the rider’s weight, size and personal preference, so it’s almost impossible to recommend one in particular.

    Puncture repair kit (from RMB 20) and pump (not pictured)
    This is an absolute must for anyone taking to the road for extended periods of time. Ensure that your pump fits the tire valves (though most modern pumps do have reversible head internals, allowing them to work on any valve).

    Zéfal tire sealant (RMB 98), CO2 cartridges (RMB 30) and gun (RMB 80)
    The flash alternative to a puncture repair kit, and one that gets you up and running that little bit quicker. Pump in the foam, the compressed air will reinflate your tires, and the sealant will spread around the tire as you cycle, repairing it after about two kilometers. You should then pump in more air to get the tires up to the correct pressure. Alternatively, reinflate flat tires using CO2 cartridges and a gun. Each cartridge carries enough air and pressure for one tire; so perhaps not as practical as a pump itself, but still rather snazzy.

    Inner tube (from RMB 20)
    Cyclists on a schedule should take a spare inner tube in addition to a puncture repair kit, as this gets you moving quicker (you can just repair the punctured tube later).

    Multi-tool (from RMB 50)
    Opt for a tool with Allen keys, Phillips-head and flathead screwdrivers. This should enable you to carry out any minor repairs and adjustments you may need to make to your bike.

    Lubricant (from RMB 60)
    If your bike is well oiled and greased up, it’ll help the parts work better and last longer.

    Glasses (from RMB 10 to RMB 1,500 and upwards)
    Aside from UV protection, glasses can also protect your eyes from dust and particles (not to mention wayward insects).

    Tire tools (from RMB 20)
    Makes for quicker and easier puncture repair, unless you fancy removing your tires with fingers alone … or cycling with a flat all day.

    Camelbak Hydration Pack (from RMB 280)
    A hydration pack is a must if you’re riding for extended periods of time. Fitting snugly into your backpack, this device enables you to take on fluids through a tube, thus avoiding having to reach for your water bottle. Hydration pack or no, cyclists should always carry plenty of water with them.

    Cycling gloves (from RMB 100)
    Even if you’re cycling in the height of summer, you shouldn’t leave the house without gloves. Not only are they essential hand protectors if you fall off your bike, they also prevent you from getting punishing blisters on the palms of your hands.

    Helmet
    “I can’t overemphasize how important a helmet is, particularly when riding off-road,” Jesse warns sternly.
    Cratoni (RMB 650)
    Easily adjustable strap and fitting to ensure the helmet stays put on heads of all sizes.

    Cateye Cyclocomputer (RMB 320)
    Functions include cadence information, speedometer, average speed and maximum speed information, milometer, distance covered, oh, and a clock.


    Padded riding shorts (RMB 150-500)
    This is a no-brainer if you’re planning on spending extended periods of time in the saddle. “It’s one thing that you shouldn’t really scrimp on,” our man recommends. “If you pay RMB 50 for a set of shorts, you’ll need to replace them within a couple of weeks.” Yes, if you buy cheap, you buy twice, so invest in a set of quality threads, and keep that rear cushioned … unless, of course, you’re happy sitting on a cushion for the next couple of days afterwards.

    Giyo mini-pump (RMB 75)
    Size isn’t everything – the Giyo packs one powerful pump.

    Cateye lights – front (RMB 350) and back (RMB 380)
    Apart from doing the obvious, the backlight has 16 different settings …

    Riding shirt (from RMB 100-500)
    The pockets at the back help store the various bits and pieces, and a good breathable shirt will be more comfortable during long rides.

    Hot Wheels

    Gucci Bike
    Gucci Limited Edition Spring-Summer Olympics 2008 Collection. The Dutch-style city bicycle features bold red GG leather details RMB 33,820

    1/F, Shin Kong Place, 87 Jianguo Lu (beside China Central Place), Chaoyang District (6598 1605)

    Puma Eight-speed Urban Mobility Bike
    This foldable bike features an eight-speed internal gear hub, double disc brakes for speed stopping, chunky tires and a luggage rack that can carry up to 12kg of luggage. RMB 12,999

    L-133, 9A Guanghua Lu, Chaoyang District (65871580)

    Recommended Retailers

    Trek
    1) Daily 9am-6pm. 66 Diíanmen Dongdajie (100m west of Nanluogu Xiang on the south side of Pingían Dadao), Dongcheng District (8403 6967)
    2) Room 805, Pinnacle Plaza Shunyi District, (8046 5538)

    Giant
    1) Daily 9am-6pm. Rm 101, Bldg E, Guoheng Jiye Mansion, 7 Beitucheng Xilu (8227 5718)
    2) 12 Sanyuanli Nanxiaojie, Chaoyang District (8448 9271, 6463 7827, beijinggiant@sina.com) www.beijing-giant.com

    Windspeed
    Daily 9am-6pm. 1/F, 10 Ritan Jinghua, Chaoyang District (8562 2509)

    Weeping schoolgirls wish happy birthday Saddam

    Photo Hundreds of Iraqi schoolchildren were brought to the modest mausoleum of Saddam Hussein on Monday to celebrate the birthday of the executed dictator in the village where he was born.

    Saddam Hussein, hanged in late 2006 for crimes against humanity, is hated in much of Iraq. But in parts of his native Salahuddin Province, especially among his fellow Sunni Arabs, he is still revered.

    "Bush, Bush you low-life! Saddam's blood is not cheap!" a crowd of pupils in white uniforms from a nearby girls' school chanted while standing around Saddam's grave in the mausoleum where he is buried among displays and photos of his reign.

    "There are two things we will never give up: Saddam and Iraq!" the girls chanted. Several of them wept.

    They entered the building carrying a banner which read: "We will not forget you, Papa Saddam," and kissed the dictator's grave.

    "There is no martyr like Saddam. We are here to celebrate his birthday. Happy birthday, and God willing he will go to paradise," a girl named Tiba, 11, told Reuters.

    Faten Abdel Qader, one of the organizers, said Saddam's legacy was the memory of a time of peace.

    "The children who lived during the age of this man had security. They didn't know anything about murder, violence or sectarianism," she said. "An Iraqi woman could hold her head high."

    Saddam, who was born in Awja on April 28, 1937, was executed for his role in the deaths of Shi'ite villagers slain after an assassination attempt on him.

    At the time of his execution he was also standing trial for genocide for the killing of hundreds of thousands of Kurds.

    Iraq's government says he was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of others buried in mass graves during decades of oppression.

    His supporters say his harsh rule prevented the sectarian killing that has been rampant since he was ousted in the Anglo-American invasion of Iraq in 2003.

    Portland Prom Prank Probed

    Letter urged parents to provide alcohol at "safe" house parties

    From The Smoking Gun:
    Oregon educators want law enforcement officials to probe who was responsible for mailing parents a letter on school letterhead suggesting that they supply students with alcohol at post-prom parties. The letter, a copy of which you'll find below, was sent this week to families of students at Portland's Lincoln High School. Recipients of the missive were urged to consider opening their homes this Saturday for parties as "a safe, secure place for students to have fun," adding if adults "provide the alcohol, you can have peace of mind knowing that they did not acquire it illegally. Condoms were included with the letters--which were written on Portland Public Schools stationery--since "STD epidemics have spread through other high school communities and we want to prevent such an outbreak as best we can." The letter was purportedly written by "The Lincoln High School Faculty and Administration." Officials do not know how the letter's creator(s) got access to school mailing lists. And while rather well written, the letter did include obvious clues that it was a hoax, including a supposed recommendation from the Oregon Liquor Control Commission. The state agency, the letter claimed, "stated that a fifth of alcohol, like Hennessy Cognac, is sufficient supply for at least 8 adults. One can assume that for 17 to 18 year old individuals, one fifth can probably be spread out to 4 students. Considering our reputation (Drinkin' Lincoln), in some cases one fifth is only enough for a single person." (2 pages)


    April 28

    Chinese rampage in South Korea during torch of shame

    Chinese Clash With Protesters at Torch Rally

    In a horrifying replay of nazism, thousands of young Chinese pushed through police lines on Sunday, some of them hurling rocks, bottled water and plastic and steel pipes at protesters demanding better treatment for North Korean refugees in China. Imagine! Fighting to ensure North Korean refugees continue to be treated like scum!

    South Korean police officers blocked Chinese students as they tried to confront anti-China protesters during the Olympic torch rally in Seoul.

    Two North Korean defectors living in South Korea poured paint thinner on themselves and tried to set themselves on fire in an attempt to protest what they condemned as Beijing’s inhumane crackdown of North Korean refugees, but the police stopped them, according to witnesses and the police.

    The South Korean police and Chinese students also overpowered at least two other protesters who tried to impede the run along a 15-mile route through Seoul. The route was kept secret until the last minute and guarded by more than 8,300 police officers.

    In other cities, the globe-trotting relay of the torch leading up to the Beijing Games in August has triggered protests against China's crackdown on violent protests for independence in Tibet. In South Korea, one of the torch's final stops before entering China, demonstrators focused on human rights for North Koreans who live in hiding in China after fleeing hunger in their homeland.

    The torch was scheduled to arrive in the North Korean capital of Pyongyang. North Korea said it was preparing an “amazing” welcome, indicating that the totalitarian regime would mobilize hundreds of thousands of flower-waving people.

    Hours before the torch run began in Seoul, several thousand Chinese, mostly students studying in South Korea, converged in this city's Olympic Park, singing, chanting and waving pickets that said “We love China” or “Go, Go China.”

    When lone protesters demanded that China stop repatriating North Korean refugees, they were quickly surrounded by jeering Chinese. Near the park, Chinese students surrounded and beat a small group of protesters, news reports said.

    In another scuffle, at the city centre where the five-hour torch run ended, Chinese surrounded several Tibetans and South Korean supporters who unfurled pro-Tibet banners, and kicked and punched them, witnesses said. This in their host country.

    The largest scuffle erupted shortly after the first torch-bearer left the Olympic Park, surrounded by dozens of police officers on foot or on bicycles and hundreds more in buses and trailed by a water cannon, ambulances and helicopters circling overhead.

    Many of the Chinese gathered at the park surged toward about 150 protesters, mostly elderly South Koreans and North Korean defectors, who were shouting “No human rights, no Olympics” from across a boulevard.

    Armed with plastic shields, the police scuffled with the Chinese as they tried to separate the two groups who were hurling objects at each other. At least one Chinese student was hauled away by the police for throwing a rock. A South Korean newspaper photographer was carried to hospital for treatment of a cut on his head.

    Although the torch run stirred little interest among South Koreans in general, thousands of North Korean defectors in the South and their supporters saw it as an opportunity to press Beijing to better protect North Korean refugees in China.

    In recent years, thousands of North Koreans have fled across the loosely controlled Chinese border, rather than the heavily fortified border with South Korea. China sends back North Koreans it catches as illegal economic migrants, a policy condemned by rights groups. They face life-threatening punishment in labor camps once repatriated, according to rights groups.

    “Even as it is preparing for the Olympics, China is arresting North Korean refugees and sending them to the valley of death. Is that an Olympic spirit?” said Han Chang Kwon, a leader of North Korean defectors.

    Norbert Vollertsen, a German doctor and advocate for North Korean refugees, found himself surrounded by jeering Chinese students on Sunday.

    “This torch run reminds me of Hitler, who first invented it in 1936 to divert world attention from human rights problems in Germany under the disguise of 'world harmony,'” he said.

    April 27

    List added

    It took me an hour but I managed to add on the right a list of links to historical documentaries, mostly from google video. Although the communist have blocked access to google video, lately it seems to be OK, but then if you're in China anyway you won't be able to access this site (see Article 35 of the Chinese constitution).
    I tried getting all these, but unfortunately MSN spaces, backward as it is, limits the number to 100:

    Mysteries of the Bible - Biblical Angels
    Mysteries of the Bible - Heaven Hell
    Mysteries of the Bible - Herod the Great
    Barbarians - Terry Jones The Brainy Barbarians
    Barbarians - Terry Jones The End of The World
    Barbarians - Terry Jones The Primitive Celts
    Barbarians - Terry Jones The Savage Goths
    Hist Chan Barbarians Series 1 Mongols
    Hist Chan Barbarians Series 1 Vikings
    Hist Chan Barbarians Series 1 - Huns
    Hist Chan Barbarians Series 1 Goths
    Hist Chan Barbarians Series 2 - Saxons
    Hist Chan Barbarians Series 2 - The Franks
    Hist Chan Barbarians Series 2 - The Lombards
    Hist Chan Barbarians Series 2 - Vandals
    Britain AD Ep 1
    Britain AD Ep 2
    Britain AD Ep 3
    Britain BC Episode 1 - Host Francis Pryor
    Britain BC Episode 2 - Host Francis Pryor
    Cathedral - Fire At York
    Cathedral - Flood A Winchester
    Cathedral - Murder at Canterbury
    Cathedral - Rebellion at St. Giles
    Cathedral Redemption At Lincoln
    Battlefield Britain Ep 01
    Battlefield Britain Ep 02
    Battlefield Britain Ep 03
    Battlefield Britain Ep 04
    Battlefield Britain Ep 05
    Battlefield Britain Ep 06
    Battlefield Britain Ep 07
    Battlefield Britain Ep 08
    Crimean War Episode 1
    Crimean War Episode 2
    Crimean War Episode 3
    Decisive Battles - Adrianople
    Decisive Battles - Cynoscephalae 197 BC
    Decoding The Past - The Antichrist Part 1
    Decoding The Past - The Antichrist Part 2
    Decoding The Past - Doomsday 2012 The End Of Days
    Decoding The Past - Heaven & Hell
    Decoding The Past - Mayan Doomsday Prophecy
    Decoding The Past - Mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle
    Decoding The Past - Mysteries of the Freemasons - Part 1
    Decoding The Past - Mysteries of the Freemasons - Part 2
    Decoding The Past - Nazi Prophecies
    Decoding The Past - Opus Dei Revealed
    Decoding The Past - Secrets Of The Dollar Bill
    Decoding The Past - The Holy Grail
    Decoding The Past - Bible Code
    Decoding The Past - The Other Nostradamus
    Decoding The Past - The Prophecies of Israel
    Decoding The Past - The Templar Code-Part 1
    Decoding The Past - The Templar Code-Part 2
    Decoding The Past - Tibetan Book of the Dead
    Decoding The Past - Unraveling The Shroud
    Decoding The Past - Vampire Secrets
    Crusades Episode 1 Pilgrims In Arms
    Crusades Episode 2 Jerusalem
    Crusades Episode 3 Jihad
    Empire Series Egypts Golden Empire Ep 1
    Empire Series Egypts Golden Empire Ep 2
    Empire Series Egypts Golden Empire Ep 3
    Crimean War Episode 1
    Crimean War Episode 2
    Crimean War Episode 3
    High Society - Three Kings at War
    High Society Churchills Girl
    High Society The Queen Mother - A Royal Century
    History's Turning Points - 0031 BC The Battle of Actium
    History's Turning Points - 0480 BC The Battle of Salamis
    History's Turning Points - 1347 AD The Black Death
    History's Turning Points - 1453 AD The Siege of Constantinople
    History's Turning Points - 1759 AD The Battle For Canada
    History's Turning Points - 1879 AD The Zulus at War
    Hitlers Children Ep 1 Seduction
    Hitlers Children Ep 2 Dedication
    Hitlers Children Ep 3 Education
    Hitlers Children Ep 4 War
    Hitlers Children Ep 5 Sacrifice
    Hitlers Henchmen Episode 1 of 5 - Albert Speer The Architect
    Hitlers Henchmen Series 1 Episode 1 - Joseph Goebbels The Firebrand
    Hitlers Henchmen Series 1 Episode 2 - Hermann Goering The Marshall
    Hitlers Henchmen Series 1 Episode 4 - Heinrich Himmler The Executioner
    Hitlers Henchmen Series 1 Episode 5 - Karl Doenitz The Admiral
    Hitler's Warriors "Keitel - The Lackey"
    ISOMAH - Jason And The Golden Fleece
    ISOMAH - King Arthur
    ISOMAH - Shangri-La
    ISOMAH - The Queen Of Sheba
    Hitlers Warriors Episode 2 of 6 - Rommel The Hero
    Hitlers Warriors Episode 4 of 6 - Manstein The Strategist
    Hitlers Warriors Episode 5 of 6 - Paulus The Defector
    Hitlers Warriors Episode 6 of 6 - Ernst Udet The Devils General
    Sex Love and War Episode 1
    Sex Love and War Episode 2
    Sex Love and War Episode 3
    Sex Love and War Episode 4
    Monarchy_Episode_1
    UK-Monarchy_Episode_2
    UK-Monarchy_Episode_3
    UK-Monarchy_Episode_4
    UK-Monarchy_Episode_5
    UK-Monarchy_Episode_6
    The Highland Clans - Campbell
    The Highland Clans - Episode 5 of 6 - Fraser
    The Highland Clans - MacDonald
    The Highland Clans - MacGregor
    The Highland Clans - MacKenzie
    The Highland Clans - MacLeod
    The Conquerors - Andrew Jackson
    The Conquerors - Cortez
    The Conquerors - General Howe
    The Conquerors - William the Conquerors
    Medieval Lives-01-The Peasant
    Medieval Lives-02-The Monk
    Medieval Lives-03-The Damsel
    Medieval Lives-04-The Minstrel
    Medieval Lives-05-The Knight
    Medieval Lives-06-The Philosopher
    Medieval Lives-07-The Outlaw
    Medieval Lives-08-The King
    Timewatch Series Inside The Mind Of Hitler
    Timewatch Series - The Unknown Soldiers
    Timewatch Series Hitlers Death The Final Report - Operation Myth
    Timewatch - Murder in Rome
    Timewatch The Gladiator Graveyard
    In Search of History - The Aztec Empire
    Crumpet - A Very British Sex Symbol Host - Tony Livesey
    Britains Real Monarch
    Ark Of The Covenenant
    Colosseum Gladiators Story
    Gladiator Games-The Roman Bloodsport
    Hidden History of Rome - Host Terry Jones
    Laughing With Hitler
    Lucky Luciano
    Mafia - Genovese
    Nazis - The Occult Conspiracy - Complete
    Persepolis Recreated
    Queen of Sheba - Behind the Myth
    Sherlock Holmes The True Story of Dr. Joseph Bell
    Assasination Of King Tut
    The Brits Who Fought for Hitler
    UFOs In The Bible
    The Queen 60 Years of Marriage
    The Great Plague
    TimeShift Series A Study in Sherlock
    How The Grinch Stole Christmas Documentary - Host Phil Hartman
    Togas On TV


    Final thoughts for IB students during last week preparing for final exams

    You know you've been in the IB too long when...
    • Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you get some sleep.
    • You can achieve a Runner's High by sitting up.
    • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
    • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
    • The Sun is too loud.
    • Trees begin threatening you.
    • You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
    • While writing a ToK paper, you begin to actually understand the material.
    • You explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip of espresso.
    • You wonder if brewing is an essential step in the consumption of coffee.
    • Things become "Very Clear".
    • You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.
    • You believe that if you think hard enough, you can levitate.
    • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
    • You heart beats in 7/8 time.
    • David Lynch comes and says: "Hey, can I film you?"
    • You and Reality file for divorce.
    • It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
    • You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow fades, leaving you more confused than before.
    • Antacid tablets and No-Doze become your sole source of nutrition.
    • You discover the aesthetic beauty of school supplies.
    • You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row about it, lose, and refuse to talk to yourself for the rest of the day.
    • You yell: "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you're the only person in the room.
    • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
    • Five words: "WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!?!?!?"
    • You can spell "Baccalaureate".
    • "I.B., therefore I B.S."
    • "IB has an honour code?!?!"
    • "Friends" and "fellow IBers" are interchangeable.
    • You go to bed at 3AM and think, "Oh, it's an early night!"
    • Your favourite saying is "If I get a hundred on every test for the rest of the year..."
    • Social life? What's that?
    • You've fooled yourself into believing that colleges actually care whether you're in IB or not.
    • You try to wake up fast enough to catch yourself sleeping - and succeed.
    • You talk to yourself in the 3rd person.
    • You write sentences on multiple choice tests.
    • It's okay to fail, so long as you are not alone.
    • You frequently catch yourself saying "What?? We had homework??"
    • You don't drink, but you find it a convenient way to explain how you dressed yourself in the morning.
    • You manage to complete a semesters worth of homework the day before the term ends.
    • You finish your extended essay shortly after midnight. Your smile of satisfaction fades when you remember to start on your World Lit. Paper.
    • You've sold your soul...to a teacher...for a C...for the 9 weeks...
    • You cloned yourself so you could sell your clones' souls to other teachers for Cs for the 9 weeks again (hey, there may be a profit to be made in this...)
    • Desperate to fill up your CAS hours, you claim watching a black and white movie as "creativity" and walking your dog as "activity", and your teacher approves it.
    • You have a special "test writing sweater" that you wore to all the IB exams.
    • Your idea of impure thoughts is whether or not to copy math homework.
    • You can count your last quiz grade on one hand.
    • You wonder if there's Cliff's Notes on the Calculus book.
    • You don't really cheat - you just tell people the answers.
    • Cheating became too difficult, so you took up telepathy.
    • You have a tab running at Books-A-Million.
    • Bn.com, amazon.com, and Books-A-Million offered to give you a free shipment/order each so you took full advantage of it and are now banned from those stores/sites (it took 6 semis to deliver the orders!)
    • You've consulted tarot cards for hints on a History test.
    • You have the library on speed dial.
    • You've framed the Honor Code.
    • You've developed an imprint of your book bag in your back.
    • Your best hope for most classes is either divine intervention or a strategically placed lightning bolt.
    • Your books weigh more than you do.
    • Your thesis for the Extended Essay is whether or not Bert and Ernie are gay.
    • Your alternate thesis for the Extended Essay is why IB jokes/checklists are so prolific and the amount of fact contained within them.
    • You plead insanity on a research paper.
    • Your plea is accepted by your teacher.
    • You have a Cliff's Notes Preferred Customer Credit Card.
    • You exceed the limit on said credit card--on only Cliff's Notes!
    • You do your essays on the plane ride to school.
    • You can lead your way through a frog's intestines with your eyes closed.
    • You forgot about that pesky Extended Essay thing until the night before it was due.
    • You have to stop twice and get gas to make it all the way to school.
    • You've been out various times looking for the Abridged Cliff's Notes.
    • You consider giving up going to the bathroom permanently to give you more time to study.
    • Your backpack is only comfortable when it weighs >30 pounds.
    • You have convinced your parents the "1" you received on your IB Physics exam was really the "top 1% of all IB students worldwide".
    • You skip breakfast so you can get to school early to get in some extra cramming time to gain that "upper edge" on the rest of the class.
    • Your home becomes a "home away from home".
    • You think the meaning of life is: G = -RTlnK.
    • Your favourite equation is e(iπ)+1=0
    • Said equation comes up on a test.
    • You go insane from trying to work Pythagoras' constant and the golden rule into said equation.
    • You succeed in mathematically correctly adding above to said formula without changing number bases.
    • Pressed for time, you conclude a history essay with, "And they lived happily every after. Amen."
    • You get into a slugging match over priority for the library photocopier.
    • You copy old Theory of Knowledge essays so you can get an A in the Ethics unit.
    • You plagiarize from Cliff's Notes for the "What is Truth?" ToK paper.
    • It's essential to learn to live with occasional failures.
    • "What is the Bronsted Lowry Theory again?"
    • Can we say EXTRA CREDIT??
    • You actually worry about the 105% you have in math.
    • You find that you overreact when you get 2 points marked off on your homework.
    • You find that you spend more time sleeping in class than at home.
    • You get a job at Kinko's not for the paycheck, but because you're there 8 hours a day anyway!
    • You are 18 but can't drive.
    • You have 15 library cards each under a different alias.
    • Tests are no longer singular efforts!
    • The librarians know you so well that you don't even have to go to the front desk of the library to check the book out.
    • You've read most of the books in your library, and have a written report on over 3/4 of them!
    • You read all the books in the local public library, so you found a loophole that allowed you to check out books from the local university stacks.
    • Your list of excuses for not doing your homework is the length of Anna Karenina.
    • You exceed the 4200 word limit on the Extended Essay (by over 1000 words).
    • The simplest words you know are at least 10 letters long.
    • You ask what your summer reading assignment will be in October.
    • You come into school at 6:00am to do Biology and don't complain.
    • It takes more than one trip to carry the books you need between your car and your locker.
    • You carry around vocabulary flash cards to whip out in your free time.
    • You can list all 5 definitions on vocabulary tests.
    • The saying "When I graduate high school" has been replaced with "If I ever graduate."
    • When you are home sick, you can't help but wonder what work you're missing and what your homework is.
    • When you're watching TV, you feel guilty because not all of your homework is done.
    • You find yourself spelling words out on scantrons. You are deeply saddened when you can only find one letter of "IB SUCKS!"
    • You show up 4 hours late to an IB test and still manage to get a "5".
    • During a Chemistry test, instead of doing the work, you write a random answer program in your TI-82 and get the highest score in the class.
    • Your goal for the year is to complete every item on this checklist
    • You have an internet connection on your calculator.
    • You have a TI-200 on layaway.
    • Your idea of great art is simultaneously graphing the sine, cosine and tangent graphs on your calculator.
    • You have functioning electrical appliances in your locker.
    • You've memorized the cracks in the stucco on the wall behind your computer monitor.
    • You can type 70 words per minute -- on a TI-89.
    • You devise a "pager code" and page your classmates all night with obscene messages.
    • You use the internet for research and not smut.
    • You have an autographed picture of Bill Gates in your bedroom.
    • Your TI-89 can now link with satellites so you can watch The Learning Channel at lunch.
    • You have more CD-ROMS than music CDs.
    • Your favourite TV programme is Wild Discoveries on The Discovery Channel.
    • You have your TI-89 hooked up to your friends' so that you can "chat" during class.
    • You use your "chat" program to tell each other the answers during a test, and your teacher congratulates you for your "innovative thinking".
    • The only reason Texas Instruments hired you was because your bill was so big.
    • You became a hardware beta tester for TI.
    • You consult the RandInt (function on your TI-86 for answers on multiple-choice tests (including IB and AP exams).
    • You brag about how large your computer is.
    • You're shunned if you don't have a computer with at least 25 gigs.
    • You debate whether or not you can send a fax collect.
    • Your favorites on the pull down menu of your internet browser include: Barlett's Familiar Quotations, The Electric Library, The Discovery Channel online, The History Channel online, and the National Geographic homepage.
    • You consider your computer your best friend.
    • You see no point to programming in anything other than machine code and possibly assembly.
    • You write and run programs in your head while sleeping between classes and practicing chess moves on the tile floor en route.
    • You often wake up suddenly from this and start screaming out streams of ones and zeroes, then explain it away as either an assembly crash or an i/o error, as applicable.
    • You discuss the impossibility of the aliens' computers being Macintosh compatible in Independence Day.
    • You wish you could interface with the computer-generated reality of the Matrix.
    • You envy the Borg.
    • The Borg envies you.
    • You've gotten electronic copies of text books in TI-89 format.
    • Your TI-89 has made you stupid.
    • Your multiple T3 lines were too slow for last minute searches for your term papers, so you got a couple of OC-20 lines
    • You've replaced your Flintstones vitamins with speed.
    • Your bed hasn't been slept in since Bush was president.
    • Your best friend is Jack Daniels.
    • You actually believe "mental health days" are excused absences.
    • Brewing coffee takes too long, so you just eat the beans.
    • You slip Prozac into your PowerAde or Dr. Pepper.
    • You're afraid of sunlight since you haven't seen it in 3 years.
    • You get Advil at cost.
    • You get a full upper body workout putting your backpack on.
    • You skip breakfast so you can get to school early to get in some extra cramming time and gain that "upper edge" on the rest of the class.
    • Breakfast?! What's that?
    • The bags under your eyes are heavier than the ones carrying your textbooks.
    • You always seem to have one continuous headache.
    • You haven't seen light in so long you glow in the dark.
    • You find yourself thinking "Without stress my life would be empty."
    • You don't carry lunch money - You carry Vivarin, Powerade, and Dr. Pepper money.
    • Your contacts are so thick that you have trouble closing your eyes.
    • You have a permanent caffeine-and-sleep-deprivation high.
    • You actually BUY caffeinated water.
    • You can measure your daily caffeine consumption in gallons.
    • You can count the number of hours you sleep each week on one missing hand.
    • You've taught yourself how to take naps while walking to your next class.
    • You've used so much Vivarin, you learn to make it in Chemistry in order to save money.
    • You actually get used to waking up at 5:00 am.
    • You hyperventilate every time you see a traditional student, praying that you'll never become like them.
    • You look forward to your in-school finals as a change of pace from your IB exams.
    • You actually put the apostrophe in front of the word "'cause."
    • The local media writes an article on your class and titles it "Brains R Us". (this really happened!)
    • You still get kicks saying "Your epidermis is showing."
    • When no one's looking, you exacerbate.
    • You think SEX is an acronym for a test you take after the SAT.
    • You think "getting high" is a reference to grades.
    • You think Saved By The Bell was a documentary.
    • The vampire rapist thought you were crazy.
    • Your idea of watching TV is the morning announcements.
    • You misread the Psychology exam and write an essay on "social sex".
    • You're one of the few people who realize that Catcher in the Rye isn't about baseball.
    • You have taken in so much knowledge that you forget what the doorbell means.
    • You think MTV is a formula for mass, temperature and volume.
    • You're one of the few to know that the "perverted American Dream" isn't a porno.
    • Watching Beavis and Butthead requires WAY too much brain power.
    • You clean up your room and find a bed.
    • You wonder about things like what would happen if your car traveled at the speed of light and you turned your lights on.
    • You have a bumper sticker that says "Proud to be a test tube baby."
    • "Burnout" isn't a strong enough word to describe you.
    • The word "ponder" sends you into spasms.
    • William Carlos Williams' poetry actually makes sense.
    • For those of you who took French A1, replace by G. Appollinaire
    • You gave up your search for a "nice university with a good curriculum" during your first week of 11th grade. You've now redefined your search to "a nice bell tower with a good mount for a sniper rifle". You stop going to volunteer work, but you unconsciously think you're still going.
    • Everything you know about sex, you learned from the English reading list.
    • You worry about hyphens.
    • The words: "Oh my God! There's a triad in this poem!"
    • You enjoy finding out the hard way why normal distribution should work.
    • It's the little things that confuse you.
    • You have the chemical formula and steps of synthesis for caffeine memorized.
    • You think that the game LIFE will really affect yours.
    • You still think Beavis and Butthead is a true-to-life TV show about "normal high school".
    • You find all the "glitches" in movies.
    • You use your ToK background to analyze Winnie the Pooh's Book of Quotations.
    • When asked what significance Hitler had to Racial Social Darwinism, you say "Well, he didn't like Jews."
    • You look forward to hell week because you think hell would be an improvement on your current situation.
    • Free time?
    • You've mastered the art of procrastination so well that your research paper finishes printing just seconds before you have to leave for school.
    • You get to college and realize the classes you are taking seem really familiar.
    • Your college professors' grading systems seem a little too lenient.
    • You dread the word rubric.
    • Yourbrainissooverloadedthatyouforgetthesimplestthings.
    • You managed to write 4,000 words on the subject "Hitler was a nice guy, wasn't he?" (sarcasm not included)
    • You've managed to get through an entire year of History of the Americas without reading one page of your test book.
    • You're not certain if you want to get laid, layed, or laid to rest.
    • When you go to the library, you see a least three or four of your classmates.
    • To celebrate finishing your IB exams you decide to be really wild and go for coffee.
    • You hold "parties" to study.
    • You look forward to your parties.
    • Your fellow IBers look forward to your parties, attend them, and do actual studying there.
    • You envy the Unabomber's social life.
    • Your pick-up lines include compliments on the quality of her (his) epidermis and the wonderful shape of her (his) occipital plate.
    • You have an element named after you.
    • Four words: "Wanna play some chess?"
    • Your peers know more about you than you do.
    • You really wear those IB T-shirts.
    • You forget your brother's name because you haven't seen him in three years.
    • Wait...what brother?
    • Your last mate was a "checkmate".
    • Every year you nominate yourself for Homecoming Royalty and wonder why you never win.
    • "Anybody wanna play some cards?"
    • You show school spirit at the pep assemblies.
    • You are usually dressed more formal than your teachers.
    • When on vacation, you visit other schools.
    • You have races with your friends to see who can say the entire periodic table of elements the fastest.
    • You'd go into severe spasms if you ever lost your IB herd.
    • "There's a MALL in this town?!?!"
    • You see your Extended Essay advisor more than you see your parents.
    • You'd feel bad about not having a social life if only you could remember what it was like to have one.
    • You think "social life" refers to life in Soviet Bloc nations during the Cold War
    • You find all five errors so far in this section.
    • You resort to communicating with classmates through a series of clicks because languages take too long.
    • You love the "Macarena" not because it's a neat-o dance, but because you actually understand what those Spanish guys are saying.
    • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
    • You no longer speak English -- You speak a combination of English, German, Spanish, French, Portugese, Swedish, Dutch, Chinese, Russian, Norwegian, Hebrew, Arabic, Japanese, Korean, and Polish.
    • Fellow IBers understand and use the same combined language.
    • You convert it to 36-bit words converted to hexadecimal numbers to communicate as it is faster.
    • You write a text-to-speech program that uses this hexadecimal linguistic conglomerate.
    • You modify your text-to-speech program so that it also works as speech-to-text, and is eerily accurate.
    • You go into your Spanish oral on the Cuban Revolution and, when asked for you sources, produce Cuban sandwiches and cry out, "Sources? Sources? We don't need no stinkin' sources!" (actually happened!).
    • You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
    • You scoff at others' lowly TI-83s while you caress your TI-92+ with pride.
    • You debate physics during lunch... and you usually win.
    • You know the chemical composition of the ugly brown stains on the ceiling tiles.
    • Your calculators are an extension of your body.
    • You say, "I so accurately measured the momentum of my homework that it could be anywhere."
    • Your backpack has an imprint of your back in what little remains of the padding.
    • The "padded" straps on your backpack are padded everywhere except where your collarbones go.
    • You've set an Apple II and your TI in a race to see which one could count to infinity the fastest.
    • You took out the cheesy infinity code and substituted a Pi-calculating code.
    • Your TI won.
    • Better yet, you won, because you can name Pi to several hundred digits more than they could.
    • No, you definitely won, because you caught an error in both of the final results.
    • The Apple II was wrong by a larger amount.
    • You added a second motorola 68000 chip to your TI-89/92+ and overclocked them both to 50 MHz, which required rewriting all of the TIOS, but it was accomplished the entire task in 4 study breaks.
    • You add support for RPN and multiple VGA monitors during the modifications.
    • Then you run your modified TI-89/92+ up against a 486DX4-100 linux box and you still win, with your TI coming in a far second.
    • You feel guilty if you go more than a week without homework or some form of schooling.
    • After getting a "B" on your Chemistry test, you decide to take out your anger on some TWA plane.
    • You're sad, because you can only take four HL tests.
    • You hack the school's network and duplicate your records so that you can take another three HLs, then merge the records together after you take your senior IB exams.
    • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
    • You're so frustrated with IB that you sent package bombs to random people's houses and framed some Ted guy.
    • You carry a protractor in your back pocket. You actually think you have a shot at passing the physics HL exam.
    • Your Theory of Knowledge class has you seriously thinking if Hitler was justified in killing those 6 million Jews.
    • You make a date to do homework together and you actually do.
    • You derive formulas for fun. From first principles.
    • The offer of bonus marks for combed hair results in a dramatic improvement in your appearance.
    • You write your "What is Truth?" ToK paper entirely in Newspeak.
    • You post said paper on your web server, which crashes two minutes later from the Slashdot Effect, even though you built it to withstand multiple Slashdottings at once.
    • You start walking in geometric circles
    • You start analysing random books, song lyrics, and street signs
    • A good night's sleep is 5 hours
    • You have made up complicated metaphors relating your love life to a card game and have fun doing it
    • 16+2= ...wait let me get my graphing calculator!
    • The idea of "getting off on tangents" is hilariously funny
    • The word "switzerlish" makes more sense then "Swiss"
    • The word "conspiricized" makes more sense that "conspired"... and then it takes you a couple of tries to get it right.
    • You have the whole jargon file memorized, and cite it WAY too often
    • When you find mistakes in the yearbook you have to write the correction in every yearbook
    • You labour under the impression that index cards are "handy dandy nifty difty"
    • You get high off of intellectualism (credit Sheryl Crow...)
    • You logically investigate the mystical powers of the phrase "wouldn't it be funny if..."
    • You find deep meaning in the words to "I Wanna Be Sedated"
    • You spell "am" wrong
    • It takes you 3 days to get this joke: A: You know what? B: No, introduce me.
    • You write stories and give them to other people to analyse for you because you don't understand them
    • You were a pair of antennae (deedleyboppers) on your head and think you're a water molecule
    • You get brownie points with your chemistry teacher for the above
    • You forget the meaning of the words "free time" yet remember the meaning of "mantic" (n.)
    • You have complicated dreams about graphing circles and ellipses
    • You start a Scrabble Club. Wait...that's a bad thing?
    • Feudal War is the only card game worthy of IBers
    • You walk in the movement patterns of a knight to improve your chess strategy while you nap on your way to your next class.
    • You have theological discussions at parties
    • You have theoretical physics discussions at parties
    • The number on your screen name corresponds to the page number that character you use for your screen name has an appearance in the book you got it from
    • You understand above the first time you read it
    • Whenever you're watching a movie you find all the motifs and themes...without trying
    • You start to laugh hysterically when you're writing a bibliography because a book has TWO authors
    • You find juxtaposition in places you shouldn't be looking for it
    • You spend all your time complaining about your work, then do it hurriedly because you want to get to bed and don't know where all the time went
    • You brag that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night
    • You have Amsco parties
    • You write a two page answer to a one sentence question
    • You look forward to arguing
    • you enjoy complaining and scaring underclassmen (yeah, and they gave us 500 pages of History, but I managed to do that even though my back is now permanently damaged by the weight of my backpack, and the track bugs almost got me so I was exhausted from running... etc.)
    • You have no idea who the drug dealers are
    • You consider sweet tarts, chocolate, and caffeine drugs (so actually, you DO know who the drug dealers are, in a way...)
    • You love telling your boyfriend/girlfriend the story your math teacher told you
    • You give out fliers announcing that you're going to the movies
    • Movies??? What are they???
    • When writing down decimals, you don't understand why you can't write them to the 14th decimal place
    • You feel sorry for the chemicals in chemistry class
    • Your maths teacher is telling you a story and you say "that could never happen, the light bulb would burn out" and it MAKES SENSE
    • This number means something: 42
    • Your brain is such a pile of mush that you carry around a teddy bear so you don't start shaking in the middle of class
    • You are already planning where your lockers will be next year
    • At least 4 of your classes (history, English, ToK, psychology) are talking about almost the same thing, or at least you think they are ...it could be an illusion...maybe you're not in class at all...
    • 7 classes means seven classes
    • The longest you can go without caffeine is less than 6 hours...okay, okay, less than 2 hours
    • You faithfully copy words without vowels in them, yet somehow understand them
    • You still don't have a schedule after a week of school
    • Your teachers taunt each other and/or hit themselves on the head with markers or water bottles
    • Rolling down hills is an appropriate maths project
    • You start overanalysing the rainbows on people's clothing
    • You write a newsletter half in Latin
    • Your Physics teacher knows how to say "outstanding" in over 30 languages, yet chooses"cool beans!"
    • You need a graphing calculator to bake
    • You're disappointed when you only get 100% on a test
    • You smarter than all your teachers...no, that just means you're in public school
    • You relax vicariously through your non-IB friends (what non-IB friends???)
    • You forget to breathe
    • You realize the IB drop outs are smarter than you are (they are???)
    • You utilize semi-advanced computer technology to make stupid web pages like this one!
    • This number means something to you...something you haven't followed up on yet: 69
    • You write parodies of Faulkner's work for fun
    • You attempt to do your extended essay on Dr. Seuss
    • Your idea of a 3am party game is analysing the socio-political commentary in Dr. Seuss
    • You complain about studying for your foreign language exam...in multiple foreign languages
    • You have a thought, and it hurts.
    • You have a hurt, and it thinks.
    • Your main addiction is to sleep...and you're always experiencing withdrawal.
    • You get angry at someone for being late so you can't copy their homework.
    • Your backpack is heavier than you are.
    • You realize that something is missing when your backpack feels too light.
    • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
    • You complain that you can't store notes on your graphing calculator for the IB English exam.
    • You get a smug satisfaction out of f-f-f-finally remembering the word "fovea" (or f-f-f-forgetting "Fundamental Laws")
    • You use logic to justify the colour of your nail polish.
    • You can't enjoy a heart-warming cartoon because the French grammar is wrong.
    • The most peer pressure you have recently experienced is someone trying to get you to eat potato chips.


    Old Jokes Home

    Kerry Katona walks in to a pet shop and says 'do 
    you sell large white bears?

    Before the shopkeeper can answer a man rushes in
    and says “Don't serve her, she's escaped
    from the Priory'.

    What's wrong? says the pet shop owner.
    “She has 'buy polar" disorder”.

    April 26

    Profiles of Courage

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    The West's Appeasement of China continues


    China’s crackdown in Tibet after violent protests there has set off strong criticism from human rights groups and confrontations in several countries between police officers and demonstrators during the torch of shame  relay. But here in Beijing, the world’s fastest-growing market for security and crime-control equipment, it is business as usual between Western multinationals and Chinese police agencies. At the recent China International Exhibition on Police Equipment here, sponsored by the Ministry of Public Security, DuPont had a large exhibit promoting Kevlar bulletproof fabric for riot police use. Motorola was selling police radio systems as well as wireless systems for transmitting vast quantities of video surveillance data. What's hypocrisy in Chinese again?

    China Cracking Down On Tibet

    China has been cracking down against protesting Tibetans, leading to widespread unrest and nearly 100 fatalities. What do you think?
    Old Man

    Jerome Bitner,
    Sales Clerk
    "If those protesters had the sense to chant and make signs in English, I might be more sympathetic."

    Young Woman

    Janelle Varney,
    Painter
    "Man, remind me not to visit China anytime soon! Just kidding. I would never leave the United States."

    Asian Man

    Barry Finch,
    Auto Mechanic
    "This is going to set back China's human rights advances at least three months.”

    Evil plan of EU revealed

    No words are sufficient for this crime. Hideous, profane, sinful and wicked. What Hitler and Napoleon could not do.

    On St George's Day, EU wipes England off map

    England has been wiped off a map of Europe drawn up by Brussels bureaucrats as part of a scheme that the Tories claim threatens to undermine the country's national identity. The new European plan splits England into three zones that are joined with areas in other countries. The "Manche" region covers part of southern England and northern France while the Atlantic region includes western parts of England, Portugal, Spain and Wales.

    The North Sea region includes eastern England, Sweden, Denmark, the Netherlands and parts of Germany. A copy of the map, which makes no reference to England or Britain, has even renamed the English Channel the "Channel Sea". Each zone will have a "transnational regional assembly", although they will not have extensive powers. However, the zones are regarded as symbolically important by other countries.

    German ministers claimed that the plan was about "underlying the goal of a united Europe" to "permanently overcome old borders" at a time when the "Constitution for Europe needs to regain momentum". The Tories are drawing attention to the plan today, St George's Day. Eric Pickles, the shadow secretary of state for communities and local government, said: "We already knew that Gordon Brown had hoisted the white flag of surrender to the European constitution. "Now the Labour government has been caught red-handed, conspiring with European bureaucrats to create a European super-state via the back door."

    A nation of 1.3 billion babies


  • Meanwhile maddened hordes can beat up laowei and parade the streets insulting other countries:

    Swastikas on the French flag, and threats against the Japanese


    china-anti-french.jpg Chinese protesters are literally attacking France over the torch protests which happened in Paris. As the picture to the right shows, protesters painted a swastika on the French flag, and wrote that Joan of Arc was a prostitute.

    The bezdomy ex patria blog writes:

    Perhaps not the best way of communicating your ideas to the French people. It's not hard to imagine how Chinese people would react to having symbols of their World War 2 occupier added to China's national flag or the moral integrity of China's national heros slandered. Somebody needs to relearn that "do unto others" principle- and no, it does not end with "....before they do unto you".

    A commenter pointed to the photo (from Japan Probe) and this article in the Daily Yomiuri, which claims torch protests in Japan could draw even a more vile response from China:

    "Reaction [in China to protests in Japan] would be huge in comparison to the reaction against protests in France," in which Web sites called for a boycott of French products sold at Carrefour stores, an international issue expert said, pointing out that negative feelings toward Japan remain strong in China due to historical issues.
    A man in his 30s who runs a Web site that is popular with many Chinese "patriots," told The Yomiuri Shimbun, "Chinese people won't forgive [Japan] if the Japanese do the same things as the Americans and Europeans, such as making distorted reports about the Tibet issue."


  • April 25

    AMERICAN VOLUNTEER IN CHINA PHYSICALLY ATTACKED BY MOB!

    From nanheyangrouchuan:

    Attack on an American volunteer by anti-Carrefour mob in Zhuzhou, HunanEditor's note: This post has been updated. Details after the jump.

    Here's an email we received from a volunteer teacher from an Ivy League university volunteer programme in Hunan Province (who shall remain unnamed to protect the identities of everyone involved) — a chilling account of an attack on his colleague by an anti-Carrefour mob in Zhuzhou. The matter has been brought to the attention of the US Embassy in Beijing and should serve as a warning to all Caucasian readers, particularly those living in second-tier cities, to avoid large crowd gatherings at all costs during these crazy, crazy times. Our foreign correspondent friends in Shanghai and Beijing have been receiving death threats on their mobile phones and through their faxes, but clearly, this is something else:

    Last night [Editor's note: Sunday, Apr 20] around 7pm my friend was attacked by a mob of about 150 people outside the Carrefour in Zhuzhou, Hunan (near his placement site). When leaving Carrefour some of the crowd started shouting at him and he tried to say he didn't have anything to do with the Olympics, but 3 men started to push him and then he was hit in the back of the head at least 3 times. He started to run, and the mob chased him. He jumped into a cab, but the mob surrounded the car and started shaking and rocking it. The cab driver was shouting at him to get out. Then they started hitting the car. The crowd was shouting "kill him! kill the Frenchman." He called the Field Director while in the back of the car. The cab driver abandon the car when he saw police coming. Two police made there way though the mob and managed to drive the cab away. The Field Director alerted [a certain public official]. The police got him another cab and he took it from Zhuzhou to the field director's home in Changsha. He spending the night here in Changsha and is likely leaving China as soon as possible.

    [My colleague] is only 22, an American (not French), and a volunteer teacher. He graduated from [university] less than 10 months ago. If he can be attacked anyone can be. The situation in central china is becoming much worse very quickly. He has been cut up pretty badly by the glass and the people trying to grab him.

    I didn't think the situation and protests were anything to worry about before now, but if the mob had gotten him outside of the cab he could have easily been killed.

    Foreigners need to be more aware that this is a real danger and MUCH more careful around the protests here in central china.

    Im also sending this letter to the embassy.
    People need to be more much careful.

    The following letter was sent by the Field Director of the programme, to all their volunteers in China:

    Dear Volunteers,

    It goes without saying that right now is a very sensitive time in China. I wrote to you last week to avoid talking about the three 'T's' and other controversial topics in China now.

    By now, you've probably all heard about what happened last night, but before I go into details, I'm going to tell you TO AVOID PROTESTS AND PLACES WHERE PROTESTS ARE BEING HELD. This is extremely important for your own personal safety. I spoke with the US Embassy in Beijing this morning, and the officer that I spoke with told me that there have been cases in the past of protesters in China targeting innocent foreign bystanders. Despite what you may or may not think, just by going to Carrefour, you're making a statement to say that you don't agree with the protesters, and they can very well take that to mean that you don't agree with China. From here on out, there is no need to put yourself into this situation. Also, if you feel that you want to go ahead and become involved in protests of a political nature, keep in mind that you're directly violating the Conditions of Participation that you signed at the beginning of the year, specifically by getting involved in political events. We'll call you all individually, so if you have any more questions, please feel free to ask. We're just trying to make sure that everyone is and feels safe and that people are not put into avoidable situations.

    Last night, a Zhuzhou volunteer walked into Carrefour despite the fact that there was a sizable protest going on outside. This volunteer chose not to become verbally or physically involved in the protest, but like I said before, choosing to shop at Carrefour while protests are going on is making a statement in and of itself. When the volunteer finished shopping and tried to leave the store, the protesters did not let him leave at first and a mob mentality quickly ensued. The volunteer was forced to run through the crowd to safety while a couple people threw punches at him and others were chanting and verbally threatening him. The volunteer managed to jump into a taxi and close the door, but the mob surrounded the taxi, trying to break in, tip the taxi over, and smash the windows. The police were finally able to get the volunteer to a safe place and the situation was settled, for the time being.

    This situation is no joke at all. The volunteer told me that he felt extremely unsafe, and he even feared for his life at points. When I spoke with the US Embassy about this (which I suggest everyone sign up for, http://beijing.usembassy-china.org.cn/ipr.html), they said that this incident was the first violent one in recent news involving an American citizen. However, they said that they didn't know if it would be the last and that they urged me to talk with you all about how important it is to avoid Carrefour and protests. [Another colleague] also gave the same advice. From here on out, there is no reason that any of you should be going to Carrefour or be involved in any sort of protests. If you find yourself in an uncomfortable situation, or if you see a large group of protesters and mobs of people, avoid the situation entirely. Also, please keep close communication with your fellow volunteers, so that in case you come across a place that you feel is not safe, let others know about it so they can avoid it.

    Once again, [we] will call every one of you individually and talk about this more. Please be respectful of our advice, and try not to put yourself into a potentially dangerous situation.

    Take care

    Editor's Note: Above picture is of Carrefour in Hefei (from ESWN) and not from Carrefour Zhuzhou. All names and references to the organisation in question have been removed to protect all involved.

    UPDATE: The volunteer teacher who informed us of the above incident has just sent us another email, clarifying that the email he originally sent us was written at 3am, only a few hours after the incident happened, and thus "factually inaccurate in many ways". Here's more:

    One i know of is the line "The situation in central china is becoming much worse very quickly. He has been cut up pretty badly by the glass and the people trying to grab him."

    i did not see his injuries myself and it was only from a secondary source and while his hands were cut and bruised, it does not seem nearly as bad as my email to the consul indicated. regardless the situation is still important.

    My concern is that the factual inaccuracies may reflect poorly on the validity of the event itself, and i should have spoken more generally, as is the tone of the description in the later official bulletin.

    We think the whole incident is no less shocking, and our original word of caution to readers still stands: Stay away from large crowd gatherings.

    Points to Consider:
    Threats against foreigners/French in Beijing:
    http://www.zhongnanhaiblog.com/2008/04/fear-and-loathing-in-china.htm

    Even China' s own para-olympic torch bearer is being branded a "race enemy" for calling for restraint by the Chinese people:

    http://shanghaiist.com/2008/04/22/anti-french-anti-carrefour-fury-bubble-over.php?gallery1919Pic=19#gallery


    "Another more recent story relates to Jin Jing, our Paralympian heroine who had bravely defended the Olympic torch from some pro-Tibetan protestor in Paris during the torch relay. ESWN tells of how she has become the greatest traitor of the Chinese nation literally overnight for merely suggesting that people should be careful about the Carrefour boycott, because the many Chinese employees of that company would be the first to suffer."

    http://www.zonaeuropa.com/200804b.brief.htm#030
    http://www.bullog.cn/blogs/qianliexian/archives/127165.aspx

    The Western powers, India, Japan and South Korea must rise to the occasion to contain then dissect bad, bad China once and for all!
    April 24

    "If you care about your family, give us £12,000"

    Selling pirate DVDs on the streets of Manchester seemed the only way that Ah-Hua would ever earn enough to pay off the snakeheads who had smuggled him into Britain. But when he tried to quit, the gang he was working for began to make threats, as Hsiao-Hung Pai reveals in the second extract from her book about the lives of illegal Chinese migrants in Britain. From The Guardian, Wednesday April 23 2008
    Chinese dvd seller

    Ah-Hua felt the sweat of fear on his forehead. It was a year and a half since he'd come to Britain, and he still hadn't finished paying off the Chinese snakehead gang that had smuggled him in. He'd turned over almost every penny he'd earned in restaurants and cockle-picking gangs, and now even those underpaid jobs had vanished. In two weeks Boss Yu's men would come to visit, and he owed thousands of pounds. What if he couldn't pay the next instalment?

    That wasn't an option. He'd have to the money. As he walked through Manchester, he remembered the day he had met three Chinese people selling pirate DVDs. "You can make £60 on a good day," one had told him. "And good days aren't rare!"

    He called his friend Chen and asked him if he could put him in touch with some DVD sellers.

    "Chen warned me," Ah-Hua told me later. "He said, 'You don't want to be doing that kind of work. You'll be working for the wrong people.' But my debt gave me no choice, you see? I told him I'd take responsibility for my decision. Reluctantly he gave me some numbers, and I dialled one. I got through to a Fujianese man called Lin Yun."

    Lin Yun turned out to be an approachable man in his mid-30s from Fuqing in Fujian province, just like Ah-Hua. He, too, warned Ah-Hua that DVD-selling was a dodgy world to go into. But with a wife and child to worry about in China, and the snakeheads on his back in Britain, Ah-Hua was desperate for a job. Lin Yun agreed to introduce him to the piantou, the name used for the man in charge of making the DVD copies. He took Ah-Hua to a in Longsight, a few miles south of the city centre.

    "These people move around a lot, but they're here for the moment," Lin Yun explained. A tall Chinese man with dyed light-brown hair opened the door. Three Chinese men were sitting in the room, smoking. They looked Ah-Hua up and down, searching him with their eyes. "So why d'you want to do this?" one of them - the piantou - asked. Ah-Hua could tell from the man's accent that he was Fujianese, but he couldn't place which town he was from.

    "I need the money. I'll work hard."

    The piantou stood up now. "It's got to last, you understand? It's not something you pick up and drop the moment you want to." He spoke in a bored, mechanical way, as if he'd said these words hundreds of times before. "This isn't a game. It's a business."

    Ah-Hua nodded. But he was puzzled. He'd always thought "pirate sales" were something you could choose to enter and leave as it suited you. He'd soon find out how mistaken he was.

    The piantou opened a door and went into the next room. Ah-Hua saw towers of DVDs in there, reaching to the ceiling, as well as dozens of DVD burners and printers. The man came out of the room and handed him a pile of DVD copies. "Take as many as you need," he said. "You buy them for £1.75 a disc, and sell them for £3."

    On Lin Yun's advice, Ah-Hua bought 50 discs. Before leaving the flat, he asked the piantou where in Fujian he came from. "Dong Bi village," the man replied.

    Once they were out of earshot, Lin Yun told Ah-Hua that Dong Bi wasn't just a village. "Dong Bi is known as the biggest gang in Manchester. They've been dominant in this city for seven or eight years now. They also operate in London."

    Ah-Hua didn't like the sound of this.

    "Running the DVD trade is only one part of their business," Lin Yun went on. "They also charge protection fees, they profit from high-interest loans and they bodyguard whoever pays them. You name it, they'll do it - anything to make a profit. They're ruthless. Some of them are operating in Fujian too. The local authorities in Dong Bi know about the gang and have done nothing, apparently. People say you can get away with murder in Dong Bi if you have cash."

    Neither Lin Yun nor Ah-Hua realised the scale of the business they were involved in. The pirate DVD trade in Britain is worth about £500m a year. At the bottom of this massive trade, Lin Yun, Ah-Hua and 10,000 sellers just like them make just enough money to survive. DVD-selling is in fact seen as one of the most "typical" Chinese jobs around. Any Chinese-looking person with a rucksack on his back could be mistaken for a DVD seller. Coming from Taiwan, I have experienced this on the street myself numerous times. "DVDs?" many passers-by have asked me.

    Ah-Hua described his first day of DVD-selling: "I was very self-conscious. I spoke hardly any English apart from 'thank you', 'sorry', and 'three pounds'. At first I followed a few footsteps behind Lin Yun. 'DVD! DVD!' he called. I noticed that about one in five people stopped. I started to call out too. 'DVD!' A young man stopped to look through my copies, and he asked for two! He gave me £6! That cheered me up. It didn't seem hard at all. Our morale was high."

    They walked on, through the Arndale shopping centre, looking for customers. "Some chubby teenage girls came up to us, and asked us what films we had and how much they were each. 'Three pounds,' I told them. They said they hadn't got the money. They said they'd pay us back tomorrow. We were quite intimidated. The girls were taller and heavier than we were. Lin Yun just nodded hesitantly, and handed the DVD over to them. They walked off, laughing their heads off.

    "I asked Lin Yun, 'Why did you do that?' and he said, 'Listen, I know these kids. They pick on Chinese people. If you say no to them, you'll regret it. Let them take it. It's only one copy.'

    "'But if we did that all the time,' I said, 'we wouldn't be making any money at all.' So we decided to go somewhere else. And we had much better luck. In St Patrick's Square I managed to sell 15 copies in an hour. Forty-five pounds, just in one hour!"

    Lin Yun congratulated Ah-Hua at the end of that first day.

    "You did well. But you'll have to keep it up."

    Ah-Hua asked him what he meant.

    "Well, as I explained to you, Dong Bi controls the trade. They'll pressurise you into selling more and more."

    From the next day, Ah-Hua and Lin Yun got up early each morning, took the bus into town and worked from street to street, from pub to pub, for seven or eight hours a day. They built up regular contacts to whom they sold dozens of copies. They also paid a pub landlord to allow them to sell DVDs inside his pub. Occasionally, they would get complaints from customers who weren't happy with the quality of the copies. Sometimes they were chased by boys trying to rob their DVDs, and once they were spat at by passers-by. Undeterred, they managed to earn more than £40 a day each. And, every day, Ah-Hua counted the number of weeks till his debt to Boss Yu would be paid off.

    "On good days," Ah-Hua told me, "when the sun was shining and people were out, we could earn up to £70 a day. And at last - the day came! I prepared my final payment of £460 for Boss Yu's man, and handed it over. 'You're clear,' he told me. I felt like a new man."

    Ah-Hua called his wife to tell her the good news, but she brought him back down to earth. She reminded him that his journey to Britain had cost more than he would have earned in 30 years in Fujian, and the couple had had to borrow from local moneylenders. The snakeheads might have been paid off, but the moneylenders were charging 2.5% interest a month, and Ah-Hua's wife was struggling.

    As if to prove that things could get worse, DVD sales began to slacken off. It was partly that customers were getting tired of the poor quality of the pirate copies. Also, a tightening of immigration controls had left restaurant and takeaway owners afraid of employing "illegals" for fear of fines. Unable to get work elsewhere, the undocumented workers had taken to hawking DVDs. Competition was growing. On top of that, there seemed to be more police on the streets.

    It was obvious that Ah-Hua should find a job elsewhere, but he soon found there was no easy way out. One day he arrived at the headquarters to pick up some DVDs, and overheard two sellers telling the bosses they intended to leave the trade and go back to working in restaurants.

    "A Dong Bi gang member stopped them from leaving," Ah-Hua told me. "He said to them, 'It's your choice, but, if you leave, the consequences will be your own responsibility.'

    "The men had some knowledge of Dong Bi's reputation. They decided to stay in the trade. It was at that moment that I understood the kind of trouble I was in."

    A few days later, as he was picking up some DVDs, a gang member confronted him.

    "How come you're taking fewer and fewer copies now, when you come here? Where have your customers gone? Are you actually selling?"

    Ah-Hua replied nervously that he didn't know the exact reason - it was just getting harder and harder to sell.

    "Try a bit harder," the gang member said, with a calm voice that terrified Ah-Hua.

    Living under the control of the gang became a huge weight on Ah-Hua's shoulders. Selling 10 copies a day wasn't good enough for Dong Bi, but the sales wouldn't go up. Ah-Hua and Lin Yun relied mostly on regular customers in town, such as the owner of a corner shop and two middle-aged men in a pub who had a penchant for erotic films. But the number of regulars was also declining.

    As the days went by, Ah-Hua's trips to Longsight became pervaded with fear. He continued to hear stories of sellers being attacked by gang members, and he dreaded being attacked himself. How could he get out of this trap?

    One day, his wife told him on the phone that the moneylenders had called for payment. "I knew I had to do something to push up my earnings," he told me. "I'd have to leave the DVD trade." He knew no one could help him but himself. Should he run away to another city? But he'd heard about sellers who had run away - and what happened to them. The only way out was to confront the gang members and tell the truth.

    It was Ah-Hua's worst trip to date, that bus journey to Longsight to break the news. He arrived at the piantou's headquarters and informed the gang members that he intended to return to the restaurant trade. He waited for the threats, but they didn't come. He left the flat.

    That night, five gang-members knocked on his door. When he opened it, they pushed their way in. They beat him up till he lay helpless on the floor. He felt blood running down his face. Then they dragged him out of the flat, bundled him into a car, blindfolded him and drove off into the night. He had no idea where he was being taken. It was only when they locked him up in their flat half an hour later that he realised he was being kidnapped rather than killed.

    "I was in that flat for three weeks," Ah-Hua told me. "My hands were tied behind my back. I had no contact with the outside world. I couldn't even reach into my pocket to see if my mobile phone was still there. The gang gave me water and fed me with scraps of their leftovers. I was losing all sense of the world around me. I kept hearing the name 'Yu Jian' being mentioned. I got the sense that this guy was the leader of the Dong Bi gang.

    "Then one morning a gang member came up to me and said what I'd been dreading more than anything else in the world. 'We know your family in Fuqing. Pay us £12,000, or your family will be in hell.' It was my nightmare come true. How could they have located my family? How could we possibly afford this money?"

    Of course, they'd located the family very easily from Ah-Hua's mobile phone. They pushed the phone to his ear.

    "Call your family. Tell them to send the money."

    "So I was coerced into asking my wife to borrow more money from the moneylender. When she heard I had been kidnapped she cried desperately on the phone. The burden of keeping the family above subsistence level was bad enough. The thought of borrowing more money was too much to bear.

    "I tried to reassure her, but I had run out of words. I felt as hopeless as she did. I felt so guilty for bringing my family into this state of despair. But my wife knew she mustn't collapse and give up. She was overcome by fear: fear of losing me, fear for the safety of her son and family, fear of losing everything we'd fought for so far. We had to fight on. Within a week, she managed to borrow £7,000 from the moneylender in town.

    "I told the gang members that was all we could get. I begged them to be satisfied with that. They beat me up again but I had no more to give. They decided to make do with the £7,000 and to let me go. I left the flat, half-dead. But I couldn't go to the police for fear of deportation."

    Shortly after this, Lin Yun, who had also tried to get out of the DVD trade, was attacked and robbed. After the gang members, armed with guns and knives, had taken every penny from him and his flatmates, one told Lin Yun he would have to come up with another £3,600. It was a "penalty".

    "I told him I hadn't got that amount of money," Lin Yun told me. "I said I'd stay in the trade. 'You think you can get away with it that easily?' the man said.

    "They pulled me to the middle of the room and beat me up, right in front of my flatmates. I was left with deep bruises on my arms and legs. I couldn't walk for two weeks. I thought I might have an internal injury. But there was no way I was going to hospital. It's an unspoken rule among us Fujianese undocumented workers that unless you're about to lose your life, you don't try to access the health service. You'll just expose your status to the authorities.

    "So the next day, while I started to recover from my injuries in the flat, my co-workers just went back to their street sales as if nothing had happened. They told me there was almost a feeling of relief among them: they'd been robbed so at least they'd be immune from these attacks for a while."

    Shortly after this, Ah-Hua and Lin Yun heard that Yu Jian, the Dong Bi gang leader, had been arrested and jailed. They knew the news was good - but had no idea how long he'd be in prison for. The conviction didn't put an end to the gang, which continues its ruthless existence.

    After his kidnapping, Ah-Hua managed to keep out of sight for a while, and slipped back into a job in Chinatown as a kitchen porter. He is one of the few lucky ones. He says it won't be long before he pays off all his debt to the moneylender in Fuqing. He's looking forward to the day when he can start to make a better life for his family.

    · All names have been changed. Extracted from Chinese Whispers: The True Story Behind Britain's Hidden Army of Labour by Hsiao-Hung Pai, published by Penguin.

    China down to 12 days worth of coal

    CHINA only has enough coal for 12 days of consumption, three days less than a month ago, state media reported Wednesday, sounding the alarm bells over the nation's most important source of energy.

    In certain parts of China, such as densely populated Hebei province in the north, reserves are down to less than a week, Xinhua news agency reported, citing the China Electricity Regulatory Commission. In the period since early March, coal reserves have slumped by 12 per cent to 46.7 million tonnes, according to the commission.

    In a typical Chinese Communist Party explanation, reasons for the shortage were "multi-dimensional."

    Demand for coal has risen rapidly since China experienced brown-outs early this decade, motivating a construction frenzy in the power industry, with large numbers of new coal-fired plants emerging across the country. China counts on coal for about 70 per cent of its energy consumption, a proportion that has stayed almost unchanged for the past nearly three decades despite a skyrocketing rise in demand for power.

    N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

    Robert Melia Jr., 38,  a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls has now been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.